Sunday, September 4, 2011


Getting Married 

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds "
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely.."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult incontinence pants?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list..."


Dawn of LaTouchables said...

---I am gasping for breath--laughing out loud!!!

Brilliant, Yael!


Eva said...

Never give up! I was 57 when I got married again.

zsazsazsu said...

woehahahaha ! that's a great one !

alice said...

genial!!!!!, die sind dann wenigstens gut ausgerüstet! :-)

LG Alice

Pesky Cat Designs said...

Very funny indeed!! Great post to start off the week with. :)

Magia da Inês said...

º° ✿♥ Olá, amiga!

Muito engraçado.

º° ✿♥

Terri said...

Oh that is funny! I'm sending your post address out to everyone!

Bob Bushell said...

Funny ha ha.

Clare said...

This is so cute - i'm going to tell this joke to my mom, she works in a home for people with Alzheimer's - she will love it. I love the contrast - a sweet joke about old age and then your next post a beautiful innocent little child, all new and fresh ready to start life.