Getting Married Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds " Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." Jacob: "How about suppositories?" Pharmacist: "You bet!" Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely.." Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "We sure do." Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." Pharmacist: "Sure."Jacob: "Adult incontinence pants?" Jacob: "We'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list..." |
Sunday, September 4, 2011
HOW WAS THAT? OLD AGE IS NOT FOR SISSIES?
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---I am gasping for breath--laughing out loud!!!
Brilliant, Yael!
:-DDDDDD
Never give up! I was 57 when I got married again.
woehahahaha ! that's a great one !
genial!!!!!, die sind dann wenigstens gut ausgerüstet! :-)
LG Alice
Very funny indeed!! Great post to start off the week with. :)
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º° ✿♥ Olá, amiga!
Muito engraçado.
Beijinhos.
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Oh that is funny! I'm sending your post address out to everyone!
Hugs,
Funny ha ha.
This is so cute - i'm going to tell this joke to my mom, she works in a home for people with Alzheimer's - she will love it. I love the contrast - a sweet joke about old age and then your next post a beautiful innocent little child, all new and fresh ready to start life.
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