Sunday, September 4, 2011

HOW WAS THAT? OLD AGE IS NOT FOR SISSIES?



Getting Married 

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds "
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely.."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult incontinence pants?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
 

Jacob: "We'd like to use this store for our wedding presents list..."



9 comments:

Dawn of LaTouchables said...

---I am gasping for breath--laughing out loud!!!

Brilliant, Yael!

:-DDDDDD

Eva said...

Never give up! I was 57 when I got married again.

zsazsazsu said...

woehahahaha ! that's a great one !

alice said...

genial!!!!!, die sind dann wenigstens gut ausgerüstet! :-)

LG Alice

Pesky Cat Designs said...

Very funny indeed!! Great post to start off the week with. :)

Magia da Inês said...

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Muito engraçado.

Beijinhos.
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Terri said...

Oh that is funny! I'm sending your post address out to everyone!
Hugs,

Bob Bushell said...

Funny ha ha.

Clare said...

This is so cute - i'm going to tell this joke to my mom, she works in a home for people with Alzheimer's - she will love it. I love the contrast - a sweet joke about old age and then your next post a beautiful innocent little child, all new and fresh ready to start life.